The Prologue.
I’ve finally decided to write that book I’ve always been talking about writing about. It will focus on the epic, oft gluten-free and humor-free-to-the-public adventures that bind me and my bestie together for all eternity in the goofy and nonsensical ways in which besties are intertwined. (Disclaimer: No twine was harmed during the writing of this book.)
My book is dedicated to everyone who has a bestie or has recently purchased one via the Interweb. I’ll share the laughter, the tears, the tears due to laughter and the laughter due to tears that me and my longtime bestie, Alli, have experienced. It’s the epic journey of faith, sarcasm, extreme, extremities, delusions, hallucinations, tenderness, chicken tenders, enlightenment, perspicacity, fortunatelessness….okay, I made that last one up. It’s about us.
Featured chapter titles include:
No Way, Please Tell Me You Didn’t Do That
That’s not a Dress, It’s a Shirt
I Like to Break Out in Song Mid-Sentence
Let Me Consult My Wrist Calculator Beep Boop Bop Beep Beep
Yay, Your Hair is Longish
What You’re Saying is Totally Weird and I Totally Get It
I’m Laughing Because You Just Fell Down
“I Look Like a Chubby Hooker”
Didn’t You Pass Out at My Baby Shower?
Hey. Hey. Remember That Time When You Did That Thing?
“Am I Sexy Now?” {Insert circus music]
We Already Talked about that Shirt…
Funny Dancing (Part I, II, III, IV and V)
What if a Pharmaceutical Company Combined Ambien and Viagra
“She Thinks She’s So Bendy. Watch This.”
Look for it in a place that sells books or e-books or things you can read, perhaps on 18% recycled paper, in 2017.