My youngest child is going on three and boy, I am hearing some hilariousness these days! He’s an incredibly outgoing kiddo with an insanely strong vocabulary. But he’s only two, so he still has trouble putting everything together correctly. I know I’m taking these comments out of context, but here are a few of the lines that have us in stitches:

- “Can I put your finger in your eye?”

- “I have a little butt and you have a big butt?”

- “What that? What that? What that?”

- “Why that boy not talking to me?”

- “I’m sorry I ate dat candle, mama.”

- “Kitty, what’s your name? What your name Kitty? What your name?”

- “No, no, no, I didn’t burp – I belched.”

- “I need crackers in a bowl.”

- “Do you smell that mommy? I think it’s that man, mama. He smells stinky.”

- “Mommy, make me some wacka-wacka with beeda-beeda.”

- “Pass that car, mommy. You drivin’ too slow!”

- “Buckle me out!”  (Instead of unbuckle me)

- “Sorry I throwed dat toy down those stairs.”