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Venty McVentalot: Things that Bug Me
No CommentsI hate it when:
1. – Strangers don’t say “thank you” for opening the door. For example, I was leaving Starbucks with coffee. A lady was also leaving at the same time with two cups of coffee. I held open the door for her and she walked on by without even a glance. I’m sacrificing my personal safety by juggling a scalding hot cup of liquid, so she can more easily depart. Not even a smile. I’m not your door man, lady. Geez!
2. – My son decides mid-chew that he doesn’t like what he’s eating. For example, he’s munching on a granola bar and then opens his mouth and lets all of the half-chewed pieces fall out. It’s like a granola explosion and I’m picking up little sticky oats forever.
3. – I flat iron my hair and then walk out the door to discover it’s raining. My hair instantly frizzes up like a poodle.
4. – I empty all of the trashcans and the diaper pail, spray them with Lysol and take out the trash. Two minutes later my baby has a poopy diaper.
5. – I’m having a bad clothes day where I hate everything in my closet. I finally pick an outfit that doesn’t make me miserable and on my way out the door, I manage to spill something on it. Grrrr!
Okay, all better! What do you want to vent about???? Do tell!
Published on March 26, 2009 · Filed under: Humor & Perspective

